you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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