Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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