got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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