If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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