Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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