He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
