I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The feeling are messing with the penis
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I think I just sharted jello shots
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