Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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