i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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Have fun and good luck.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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