just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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