Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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