God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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