Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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