Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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