btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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