I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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