Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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