Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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