So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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