The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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