Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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