I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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