Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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