Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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