Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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