Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just want to make out with him forever
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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