Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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