Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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