At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
do herpes really smell.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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