A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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