I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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