My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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