my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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