we have officially lost it.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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