Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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