your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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