Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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