Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
