Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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