like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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