batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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