she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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