We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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