he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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