You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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