so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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