PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
That accounts for only three of the penises
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Holy shit dude........stairs
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