yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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