One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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