Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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