it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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