I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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