Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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