the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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