normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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