i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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