cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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