Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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