i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We had sex on a dog bed..
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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