Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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